Two bozos in Gozo

 We are doing a day tour of the island of Gozo today where we will be rubbing shoulder with Gozitans(?Gozweians,?Gozocastrians), a surly bunch whose main claim to fame  seems to be making hard cheese. We are due to be picked up by our guide,Alfred who has given us suitably vague meeting instructions-"meet at the waterfont"-difficult when you are on a small island!

We eventually find Alfred and we are whisked to the Gozo ferry which is full of the usual eurotrash.

Don't worry about blocking our view ET
We then motor off to the blue grotto(how did they come up with that name-Genius)





Then the compulsory cathedral



Discarded medical supplies from "cured" pilgrims


Then driving around with more sightseeing






Then it is time for lunch featuring, you guessed it, rabbit.




Then a few more stunning views




and then it is back to our digs.






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